east feliciana parish sheriff

--Make people giggle
--Smile forever. Like Barbie but not as annoying and ow plastic people.
--Become the president.
--Create President Lazy Days clone army.
--Write a book and direct the movie adaption.
--Work at a radio station.
--Punch someone in the face.
--Be the best gangsta there ever was. Dawg.

(Except Iapos;d be the courteous one who drives the speed limit to your house and greets you with a handshake and says "Splendid afternoon to you my fellow African American")

[note: contrary to popular belief, Lazy Days in not actually black.]

I need more of these.


So about the PSAT.

I OWNED IT.

DEFINITELY.

SHUT UP.

I didnapos;t finish the Math section in time. What the hell? Why do they give you more time for the writing/grammar section? Thatapos;s the easiest part, unless youapos;re seriously retarded. Iapos;m going to write a nasty letter to whoever is in charge of this thing.

And then Iapos;m going to drive to their house and throw a fat Russian baby at them.

"OH NO YOU DI-INT"

*baby toss*


On a side note, Iapos;d make an AWESOME God. Anyone who prays for money can have it...THEY CAN HAVE IT FLYING TOWARDS THEIR FACE AT 90 MILES AN HOUR.

BITCH GET A JOB.


Iapos;m in a good mood.

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